Is that not hilarious! My first thought was: Well, crap if that's all it takes to write product descriptions for IKEA, sign me up! I could think of something like that! Can you just imagine writing something for, oh say, a comforter:
Key Features: You won't shiver if you use a comforter from us! And you will wake up more beautiful after you had a good night of beauty sleep.
Seriously, pay me the big bucks and I could come up with something for every item they sell!
My second thought was: Does looking in a mirror really always strengthen the body image? If I buy that mirror, look in it, and it makes me feel like crap about myself because I don't like what I see in the reflection, can I sue for false advertising? (How's that for a run-on sentence?) Hey, maybe this is a MAGIC mirror! Do you think I should buy it and see?
If I do buy it, I think I should re-do the kids' room so it looks like a Cat-In-The-Hat room. It totally reminds me of something that would be in the Cat-In-The-Hat movie. Aaahhh, now I am just getting carried away.
Maybe it isn't really that funny and I just have the most warped sense of humor ever. I just thought it was funnier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest (that's a dad phrase) - I didn't mean to offend any one-legged people out there. I'm sorry if I did. Again, me and my warped sense of humor.
8 comments:
I love your sense of humor! You always crack me up! But seriously who does their adds?! Come on people!
Too funny Hil......yeah we need to talk soon.....we keep saying this but we really do......what's your schedule like girl? It seems like we're on opposite schedules! Remember the days we talked ONCE A WEEK. And we did that for almost a YEAR....oh well thankgoodness for our blogs....and someday when you move back here.....Love ya girl.
that is funny!! and I guess I never read all the key features of things. LOL
I think I'm going to race to IKEA right now to find that particular mirror if it really does what it says. It doesn't mention anything about being slimming, or making you ageless. Because all of MY mirrors make me look fat and show all the wrinkles on my face. Definitely they don't improve my body image.
Hhmmm...weird. Who in the world would write that? Sweet description. We are definitely running out of good help in the workplace thesedays!!
You should soo do that! A wise millionare once said if you wan't to love what you do Find a company you love the product and tell them what you can do for their company. You could do a better job of it than the person they already have and I bet you could work from home to boot. What do ya know, the best of both worlds.
I have the answer for you. Everything from Ikea is European and they're all skinny over there! Ha, ha!
If that mirror really does that, I will NEVER shop at a place other than IKEA AGAIN!
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