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This is our pet pig. Isn't he cute? Rylee discovered him! Do you see it? He lives in our kitchen! And our next pet.....
This is Rover, the dog. He lives in the kitchen under our bar, in the main bathroom, and on the inside of a cabinet in the master bathroom. He is a triplet, but we ignore the other two. Rover is our favorite. Do you see him? He is our little friend, and we love the sweet thing. We don't have to clean up poop or take him to the vet or get him groomed. All the grooming he requires is a little Pledge once in a while. And we will never have kids crying over his death unless mommy gets mad and puts a hole in his face one of these days. But we hope that never happens. Hehehe. AAAWWWW, sweet huh! You have now officially met our whole family. Any suggestions on a name for our little pig?
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Ok, this was the funniest thing I've seen/heard for the longest time. Here are some of my suggestions for the pig name:
Bacon, Hamhock, Porkchop, Jimmy Dean, Miss Piggy, Spamela Anderson,
Leroy (the biggest pig you've ever seen is Leroy at Hee-Haw farms in PG. His nuts are as big as watermelons, and I have a picture to prove it)
I love Rover. He is the BEST dog. He doesn't shed, he doesn't bark, you don't have to license him or take him to get shots. He doesn't chase kids, he doesn't get doggy slobber on you, he doesn't lift his leg, he doesn't lick himself and his poo doesn't stink.
Can I adopt him?
I love it!! We finally gave in and got a fish. After our dog experience we needed a pet we could neglect and not feel bad about. Now I see you have found the perfect pet! You should market them.
Ha Ha Ha!!! Those are so great!
I LOVE IT!!! Where can I find these animals!!???
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