Punch Lines

I have some pictures that I have taken in the last couple of days that are just aching for a fun caption. I will take a whack at it and you let me know if you can think of some better ones (since I am about as witty as a dish rag...see, not witty.) Then after my corny captions, I will tell you a little joke. My dad loves to tell us Elephant Jokes. Have you ever heard any? They are silly jokes that sometimes make sense, sometimes not, but they always make me laugh my head off when he tells them. Here goes...

CAPTION: Captain Underpants has been successful in his Witch Hunt.

Fun Elephant Joke:

Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?

A: With a blue elephant gun.

Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant? (I know what you are thinking)

A: Nope, not with a pink elephant gun. You hold his nose until he turns
blue and shoot him with a blue elephant gun. HEHEHE.


I want to hear you laughing!

And next...

Caption: Just about perfected the pinkie toe trick. Yep, I'm good. The toes taste good too! (I took this picture as she was waking up from a nap yesterday and when I walked in the door this was what I could see. How adorable!)

Joke:

Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A: To hide in the strawberry patches.

Q: Ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?

A: It works.

Q: Why do elephants lie on their backs with their feet in the air?

A: Trip the birds.

That last joke fits the Kate picture, don't you think. No, I'm not calling my daughter an elephant; it just reminded me of that joke!

Corny, I know. But these jokes are some of my favorites. Kind of nostalgic - reminds me of family nights when my dad would tell those and we would laugh so hard we couldn't manage to get a lesson in. But we learned how to hunt blue elephants. I really should do a whole post on elephant jokes...another day.